Once upon a time there was a princess Fifer who lived in an insane 
forum land called zombie farm, she had many friends and many people 
who secretly despised her.
 Princess Fifer collected rusty fragments, and each time she was 
asked what it did, she answered: Oh the key? It unlocks Narnia.
Her evil twin sister PoisonLily, an Island girl, dissed The 
princess, because Fifer was Ebony. Lily lived across the land in an 
evil tower guarded by an evil old monkey
 Toxic, that wore a toupee and drove a stang or Camaro.
 Lily wanted Princess Fifer's friends on zombie farm but when Fifer 
refused, all went wrong. She sent her band of harlots, Cod, MsGirl 
and NDJBebad to steal all the men from Fifer's kingdom. 
Thinking on her feet, Fifer's head lady in waiting, darkk grabbed 
Skillet and brandished him like a pan against the oncoming harpies.
 'Be gone devils!' She said and threw Skillet the pan. Immediately 
the harpies pounced on him, since he was an underage boy and so 
tender, they feasted heartily. Suddenly the hero arrives, it was 
space_cadet, flying in on his magic kanga-roo throwing the bad guys 
to the pitcher plants that grew in the moat.
Little did they know Cod was not a girl, not even human in that 
case, sinking to the bottom COD's eyes opened, COD revealed her 
true form,
an evil demon hag!! She swam to the top of the moat, and let out a 
hideous scream terrifying all of the land.
But Fifer had a secret weapon, The Irc police were on the way, 
darkk used Sam's Love^Strikes to keep the evil hag away from them 
long enough to let Greyson charge his Ion beam, then he teleported 
across the moat. There were lasers flying everywhere, only striking 
the evil hag once or twice. COD used her evil powers of hag to hit 
Greyson full in the face knocking him unconscious. Fifer had one 
last hope, one last thing to keep them alive, Super Momma Beautiful 
was there with her beautiful jeweled encrusted paddle. She swung 
swung swung with all her might and the magic dust of momma was 
revealed to all.
That dust was so thick it was hard to see that beside her was 
leezeel leading the way, lightning flashed from her fingertips 
killing the lamers.
Following so close behind was Beast the ninja, throwing nachos like 
throwing stars, deadly beast of the east.
Suddenly out of the castle pantry pops out Woerd, brandishing a hot 
dog handgun, screaming I will kill you all for food or just a slice 
of pizza. RavenHaired tosses her long locks, and screams ... no no, 
you killed them, just as I wanted to make them over and charge them 
for medieval makeup! Beastie changes weapons, pancakes flying
towards the enemies just dripping with syrup catching them in a 
snare of stickiness.
Out of the darkkness, Fifer changed modes to +m and casts the net 
of silence upon all the wicked, the peace of the land was restored 
to all and The King Keynote was jubilant.