Sep 06 22:04:27 <jesse-james> ask lan how about her attempt to get her bats from garden ridge . lol
Sep 06 22:04:38 <darkk-desires> I didnt hear about that
Sep 06 22:04:46 <Lancomegirl> lmao
Sep 06 22:04:49 <Lancomegirl> oh gawd
Sep 06 22:04:56 <Lancomegirl> i was trying to be funny
Sep 06 22:05:02 <Skeetz> do tell us jesse
Sep 06 22:05:22 <jesse-james> not sure if it's suitable for the room
Sep 06 22:05:26 <Skeetz> lol
Sep 06 22:05:27 <Lancomegirl> <<< goes to hide and cracks up
Sep 06 22:05:33 <darkk-desires> tell
Sep 06 22:05:47 <jesse-james> no...
Sep 06 22:05:51 <Skeetz> yes!!!!
Sep 06 22:05:57 <jesse-james> no... i can't
Sep 06 22:06:07 <darkk-desires> lol
Sep 06 22:06:07 <Skeetz> well why did yu bring it up????
Sep 06 22:06:11 <jesse-james> ok ok...
Sep 06 22:06:14 <Skeetz> meanie head
Sep 06 22:06:15 <darkk-desires> get a beer and tell?
Sep 06 22:06:26 <Lancomegirl> lmao
Sep 06 22:06:37 <Lancomegirl> oh he is dying to tell on me
Sep 06 22:06:44 <Skeetz> then tell!!
Sep 06 22:06:45 <Lancomegirl> first thing he tells me after i did it
Sep 06 22:06:58 <jesse-james> i was watching tv
Sep 06 22:06:58 <Lancomegirl> he says OMG im gonna tell everyone in serenity
Sep 06 22:07:01 <jesse-james> footbal
Sep 06 22:07:02 <darkk-desires> lol
Sep 06 22:07:02 <Skeetz> lol
Sep 06 22:07:10 <jesse-james> just got back from the soccer game
Sep 06 22:07:15 <Skeetz> so am i jesse-james :)
Sep 06 22:07:20 <Skeetz> now tell the story
Sep 06 22:07:32 <jesse-james> lan's been wanting those fuc**** bats from garden ridge.
Sep 06 22:07:37 <darkk-desires> ok
Sep 06 22:07:39 <jesse-james> had asked about them a few weeks back
Sep 06 22:07:42 <darkk-desires> I knew that
Sep 06 22:07:45 <darkk-desires> ok
Sep 06 22:07:55 <jesse-james> so... i'm sitting on the couch. watching the game
Sep 06 22:07:59 <jesse-james> she comes over.
Sep 06 22:08:00 <darkk-desires> ok
Sep 06 22:08:04 <Skeetz> ok
Sep 06 22:08:11 <jesse-james> runs her hands up my shorts...
Sep 06 22:08:17 <Skeetz> lol
Sep 06 22:08:20 <darkk-desires> woot
Sep 06 22:08:35 <jesse-james> so she starting to distract me from the damn game..
Sep 06 22:08:41 <Skeetz> LOL
Sep 06 22:08:42 <darkk-desires> okies
Sep 06 22:08:44 <Lancomegirl> *giggles*
Sep 06 22:08:49 <darkk-desires> so you go and take one
Sep 06 22:08:50 <jesse-james> little miss hand job...
Sep 06 22:08:55 <darkk-desires> LOL
Sep 06 22:08:55 <Lancomegirl> lmao
Sep 06 22:08:58 <Skeetz> nice!!!
Sep 06 22:09:04 <jesse-james> and then she looks at me... while she's doing this...
Sep 06 22:09:11 <darkk-desires> ok
Sep 06 22:09:12 <jesse-james> serious look too...
Sep 06 22:09:16 <darkk-desires> ok
Sep 06 22:09:29 <jesse-james> and says... "can we go to garden ridge and get those bats?"
Sep 06 22:09:34 <Skeetz> LOL!!!!!!!!
Sep 06 22:09:51 <darkk-desires> omg lol
Sep 06 22:10:02 <jesse-james> once she got the drift that i wasn't going....
Sep 06 22:10:03 <Skeetz> that is freaking AWESOME!!!!
Sep 06 22:10:08 <Lancomegirl> << cracking up
Sep 06 22:10:08 <jesse-james> the motion stopped.
Sep 06 22:10:12 <Skeetz> hahaha
Sep 06 22:10:20 <darkk-desires> LOL
Sep 06 22:10:30 <Lancomegirl> ask me if i have the bats?
Sep 06 22:10:37 <darkk-desires> I guess you should have said yes
Sep 06 22:10:37 <Skeetz> do you have the bats?
Sep 06 22:10:43 <Lancomegirl> HELL NO!!!
Sep 06 22:10:45 <jesse-james> college football, bats, and utimatley blue ball.
Sep 06 22:10:46 <darkk-desires> lol
Sep 06 22:10:53 <Lancomegirl> lol
Sep 06 22:10:53 <Skeetz> lol
Sep 06 22:10:58 <Skeetz> you should have said yes
Sep 06 22:11:14 <Skeetz> and lanny just go get them!!
Sep 06 22:11:17 <jesse-james> i know... right?
Sep 06 22:11:20 <Lancomegirl> i laughed for like 10 mns
Sep 06 22:11:22 <Skeetz> uh yeah jess!
Sep 06 22:11:37 <Lancomegirl> the look on his face was priceless
Sep 06 22:11:41 <darkk-desires> she cackled huh?
Sep 06 22:11:43 <Lancomegirl> when i asked about the bats
Sep 06 22:11:44 <jesse-james> i think her plan tomorrow is... go get then herself and pull out the dildo...
Sep 06 22:11:50 <darkk-desires> LOL
Sep 06 22:11:55 <Lancomegirl> lmao
Sep 06 22:11:56 <Skeetz> probabl lol
Sep 06 22:11:58 <darkk-desires> here bunny bunny
Sep 06 22:11:58 <Lancomegirl> shut up
Sep 06 22:12:17 <jesse-james> that's just shitty...
Sep 06 22:12:24 <darkk-desires> lol
Sep 06 22:12:25 <Skeetz> omg you guys are making me pee my pants
Sep 06 22:12:26 <Lancomegirl> lol
Sep 06 22:12:30 <jesse-james> a hand job for halloween decorations.
Sep 06 22:12:36 <darkk-desires> life is tough all over jesse-james 
Sep 06 22:12:39 <Skeetz> its not shitty at all!
Sep 06 22:12:40 <Lancomegirl> LOL
Sep 06 22:12:41 <darkk-desires> LOL
Sep 06 22:12:43 <Skeetz> its smart :)
Sep 06 22:12:45 <jesse-james> what the fu** with xmas bring...
Sep 06 22:12:54 <darkk-desires> LOL
Sep 06 22:12:57 <Lancomegirl> LOL
Sep 06 22:12:59 <Lancomegirl> oh gawd
Sep 06 22:13:00 <darkk-desires> oh hell this is funny
Sep 06 22:13:02 <Skeetz> whatever it is just say yes to what she wants
Sep 06 22:13:11 <jesse-james> no way...
Sep 06 22:13:21 <Lancomegirl> i might end up with hand calluses
Sep 06 22:13:22 <darkk-desires> lol Skeetz 
Sep 06 22:13:23 <jesse-james> she's got this thing about ass cracks.
Sep 06 22:13:28 * Skeetz thinks of plans
Sep 06 22:13:28 <jesse-james> no way...
Sep 06 22:13:31 <darkk-desires> LOL
Sep 06 22:13:35 <Lancomegirl> lol skeetz
Sep 06 22:13:41 <jesse-james> ok.. here's an example.
Sep 06 22:13:42 <Skeetz> old navy is having a sale......hhmmmm
Sep 06 22:13:45 <Skeetz> ass cracks????
Sep 06 22:13:50 <jesse-james> yeah. 
Sep 06 22:13:54 <darkk-desires> yours?
Sep 06 22:13:58 <Lancomegirl> i like butts
Sep 06 22:13:59 <darkk-desires> or the kids :P
Sep 06 22:14:00 <Skeetz> lol
Sep 06 22:14:06 <Lancomegirl> butts in general
Sep 06 22:14:07 <jesse-james> i've got this ... uh... hemmeroid?
Sep 06 22:14:07 <Lancomegirl> lol
Sep 06 22:14:13 <darkk-desires> omg LOL
Sep 06 22:14:16 <Skeetz> ouch!!!
Sep 06 22:14:39 <jesse-james> so... she's was just DYING... to stick the damn tube of prep H up my ass....
Sep 06 22:14:54 <Lancomegirl> he is sooo lying
Sep 06 22:15:00 <jesse-james> no i'm not dammit
Sep 06 22:15:03 <Skeetz> lol
Sep 06 22:15:04 <jesse-james> u know i'm not
Sep 06 22:15:08 <darkk-desires> he wanted you to is more like it
Sep 06 22:15:13 <darkk-desires> :P
Sep 06 22:15:14 <Lancomegirl> LOL
Sep 06 22:15:18 <Skeetz> LOL!
Sep 06 22:15:34 <jesse-james> well... she squeezed that damn tube so hard
Sep 06 22:15:42 <jesse-james> it was coming out my ears
Sep 06 22:15:43 * mviron sends jesse-james off to siberia
Sep 06 22:15:47 <Lancomegirl> lmao
Sep 06 22:15:49 <Lancomegirl> mv
Sep 06 22:15:50 <Skeetz> omg
Sep 06 22:15:51 <Skeetz> LOL
Sep 06 22:15:52 <darkk-desires> you got a prep H enema
Sep 06 22:16:00 <Skeetz> is the hemmeroid better?
Sep 06 22:16:12 <Lancomegirl> im gonna choke on my food.
Sep 06 22:16:16 <darkk-desires> LOL
Sep 06 22:16:17 <Lancomegirl> its gone now
Sep 06 22:16:17 <jesse-james> a little... as long as i can keep her away from it
Sep 06 22:16:22 <darkk-desires> lol
Sep 06 22:16:24 <Skeetz> LOL
Sep 06 22:16:29 <Lancomegirl> SHUT the F up omg jess
Sep 06 22:16:33 <darkk-desires> lan, finger his butt
Sep 06 22:21:13 <jesse-james> how can you be doing that to someone, look at them, and ask if you can go to a garden store for decorations.
Sep 06 22:21:29 <Skeetz> you just can
Sep 06 22:21:30 <jesse-james> manipulative.
Sep 06 22:21:31 <Skeetz> ....
Sep 06 22:21:33 <Skeetz> hehehe
Sep 06 22:21:42 <Skeetz> are you shocked she did that though?
Sep 06 22:21:44 <jesse-james> she just didn't time it right.